Is there anyone more pretentious and less artistically credible than Lady Gaga? Oh yeah, James Franco. Anyway, he's not in Machete Kills, but unfortunately she is, and so is just about everybody else! Was I the only one who thought that Machete was a bit disappointing? Meh, not all that bothered, cos look who it is: SOFIA VERGARA! SI, ES VERDAD! Front of the queue, Sofia, front of the queue.