Saturday, 22 June 2013

FIRST TRAILER FOR JOBS STARRING ASHTON KUTCHER


This is a 'cool' biopic, so we get Ashton Kutcher in the lead and a Macklemore song on the trailer soundtrack. Srsly, if there's one thing that could make this film look even worse, it's a Macklemore song. Remember every other shit biopic you've ever seen? Halve the budget, cast an actor who can't act in the lead, and tread that well-trodden trail into irrelevance with every quarter-ounce of derivative, half-arsed mediocrity you can even conceive, and pray to Buddha you never sink as low as Jobs. Btw, the film actually is called Jobs. Gandhi! Milk! Lincoln! Jobs?