As the world apparently runs out of ideas (I mean, I have none, do you?), the Terminator franchise is to be rebooted, and Paramount, Skydance Productions and Annapurna Pictures have revealed that its ETA will be the 26th of June, 2015. Arnie let us all know, a couple of weeks back, that Terminator 5 was on its way and that he'd be in it - he was right that he would, but wrong that it would be T5, as it will assuredly be a reboot. There was a T3, remember? Then there was a fourth one... I know! Srsly! Laeta Kalogridis (Shutter Island) will write alongside Patrick Lussier, whose resume I shan't recite, as I don't want to ruin anybody's day, least of all my own.