Before you ask "Who the fuck is Captain Phillips?" I mean the film. The one directed by Paul Greengrass and written by Billy Ray. The one based on the book. The one that's a true story. THIS ONE! Fuck's sake! NYFF runs from the 27th of September to the 13th of October. They decided to wait until after my birthday cos all the celebs will clearly be at my party and that would be a huge faux pas! The film opens in the US on the 11th of October, and one week later, on the 18th, in the UK.