Friday 2 August 2013

NEW TRAILER FOR MACHETE KILLS


I hope this one's better than the first Machete. I wanted to like it, but didn't find it very entertaining. Maybe that was the problem, wanting to like it. Well, I want to like this one too. But look! There's Sofia Vergara with machine gun tits! The only thing funnier than Sofia Vergara's tits is Sofia Vergara's voice, and Machete Kills looks to have both of those. It also has Lady Gaga, but let's forget about that.

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  1. the gaga !!!!!!!! :)

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  2. so are you gonna be in the front row to see vergara's, what do you call them 'tits'... ;)

    and i can see it now when this film hits dvd/blu ray you'll be using sofia talking as a home theater demo/test scene.actually that would be alot cooler than the usual stuff exploding people tend to use.you know most films being more dialog than explosion based. *sigh*

    you better hope tilda's out of town so she doesn't see this vergara love and think you're cheating on her.

    ps...they're gonna legally have sophia's 'tits' changed to the name 'the butler' to get some extra publicity and try to make an oscar run... ;)

    ok so even i know you're wowed by sophia do you think she has any appeal to an ultra geek/loser aka me.
    i mean i know plenty of guys drool over her but all the need to be 'entertained' is large set of breast which will now be legally changed to name 'the butler'

    not a cheap shot at you.but when someone gets ultra 'sex symbol'/"she's hot" status i expect to yawn to the death.because so often all that counts/is needed. is some generic 'she's hot" look. *yawn*

    the loser has spoken...and no i don't like sci fi.

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    1. I ain't no geek and I do like sci-fi!

      I rly don't have the hots for Sofia. I just think she's hilarious! She makes me laugh. Not all that bothered by her tits... even tho they are preeeeetttttttttttttttty epic.

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  3. actually someone making you laugh is a cool trait for pop crush/media crush so i'd be *more* than ok with that. :)

    but as you sooooooooo many guys pop crush need nothing other that 'she's hot' and they don't even dream in theory anything else could exist/is need. i could see that happening with maybe a few spopts on a 'hot list' but plenty of guys their 'hot' list/crush is just generic 'she's hot' female with nothing else to offer,ever and they're happy they have nothing else to offer.

    it just ties in with much stuff being crap.

    and i hope tilda, believes you're not crush on sophia... ;)

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