Wednesday, 17 December 2014


Every year, the Women Film Critics Circle acts like it has the shit over the other groups announcing en masse through December with its ill-advised, needlessly derogatory, narrow-minded, pointless, poorly written-up categories that reflect on their idiotic understanding of the year in film. Well done, WFCC, you're a bunch of assholes. I wish they were men so I didn't feel like I was doing such a disservice to equality. I kept schtum when I posted their nominations, but fuck it, it's my fucking blog and you're actually reading this and wow. Fs.

Best Actor
Eddie Redmayne (The Theory of Everything)

Best Actress
Julianne Moore (Still Alice)

Best Family Film
Big Hero 6

Best Movie about Women
Still Alice

Best Movie by a Woman

Best Foreign Film by or about Women
Two Days, One Night

Best Theatrically Unreleased Movie by or about Women

Best Young Actress
Mira Grosin (We Are the Best!)

Best Comedic Actress
Jenny Slate (Obvious Child)

Best Woman Storyteller (Screenwriting Award)
Rebecca Lenkiewicz (Ida)

Women’s Work / Best Ensemble
Grace Gummer, Miranda Otto, Sonja Richter, Hailee Steinfeld and Hilary Swank (The Homesman)

Best Animated Female
‘Winnie’ (The Boxtrolls)

Best Equality of the Sexes
Life Itself
The Skeleton Twins

Best Female Images in a Movie
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

Best Male Images in a Movie
Love Is Strange

Worst Female Images in a Movie
Horrible Bosses 2

Worst Male Images in a Movie
Dumb and Dumber To

Special Mention Awards

Best Documentary by or about Women

Best Screen Couple
The Skeleton Twins

Best Female Action Star
Oprah Winfrey (Selma)

Best Line in a Movie
“Stop whining! Woman up!” (Big Hero 6)

Acting and Activism Award
Rosario Dawson

Adrienne Shelley Award (for a film that most passionately opposes violence against women)
Private Violence

Courage in Acting (taking on unconventional roles that radically redefine the images of women on screen)
Julianne Moore (Still Alice)

Courage in Filmmaking
Laura Poitras (Citizenfour)

The Invisible Woman Award (performance by a woman whose exceptional impact on the film dramatically, socially or historically, has been ignored)
Felicity Jones (The Theory of Everything)

Josephine Baker Award (for best expressing the women of colour experience in America)

Karen Morley Award (for best exemplifying a woman’s place in history or society, and a courageous search for identity)

A Woman’s Right to Male Roles in Movies
Jessica Chastain (Interstellar)

Mommie Dearest Worst Screen Mom of the Year Award
Charlotte Gainsbourg (Nymphomaniac)
Uma Thurman (Nymphomaniac)

Just Kidding Awards

Merry Macho Award
James Franco and Seth Rogen (The Interview)

Best Female Images