LA LA LAND WINS OSCAR BEST PICTURE, UNTIL IT DOESN'T...

Um, so. Who gives a shit? There's a picture of Emma Stone, whose envelope made a double appearance and sent one of the biggest shockwaves through the Oscars...  ever? Your Best Picture winner is Moonlight, in one of the most extraordinary turns of events the Oscars has ever staged, and, um, it could never have been expected, and then it literally didn't even happen, and then... Emma's envelope. Your Oscar nominations are here, and your Oscar winners are below, and someone in the Academy is getting #fired.

Best Picture

Moonlight (Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Adele Romanski)

Best Directing

Damien Chazelle (La La Land)

Best Actress in a Leading Role

Emma Stone (La La Land)

Best Actor in a Leading Role

Casey Affleck (Manchester by the Sea)

Best Actress in a Supporting Role

Viola Davis (Fences)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role

Mahershala Ali (Moonlight)

Best Writing - Original Screenplay

Kenneth Lonergan (Manchester by the Sea)

Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay

Barry Jenkins and Tarell Alvin McCraney (Moonlight)

Best Cinematography

Linus Sandgren (La La Land)

Best Film Editing

John Gilbert (Hacksaw Ridge)

Best Production Design

Sandy Reynolds-Wasco and David Wasco (La La Land)

Best Costume Design

Colleen Atwood (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)

Best Sound Mixing

Peter Grace, Robert MacKenzie, Kevin O'Connell and Andy Wright (Hacksaw Ridge)

Best Sound Editing

Sylvain Bellemare (Arrival)

Best Visual Effects

Andrew R. Jones, Robert Legato, Dan Lemmon and Adam Valdez (The Jungle Book)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini and Christopher Nelson (Suicide Squad)

Best Music (Original Score)

Justin Hurwitz (La La Land)

Best Music (Original Song)

Justin Hurwitz, Benj Pasek and Justin Paul - 'City Of Stars' (La La Land)

Best Animated Feature Film

Zootopia (Byron Howard, Rich Moore and Clark Spencer)

Best Documentary Feature

O.J.: Made in America (Ezra Edelman and Caroline Waterlow)

Best Foreign Language Film

The Salesman (Asghar Farhadi) - Iran

Best Short Film (Live Action)

Sing (Kristof Deak and Anna Udvardi)

Best Short Film (Animated)

Piper (Alan Barillaro and Marc Sondheimer)

Best Documentary Short

The White Helmets (Joanna Natasegara and Orlando von Einsiedel)