Wednesday, 29 May 2013

SO THIS IS WHAT AN OSCAR NOMINATION GETS YOU


After the abhorrent The Human Centipede (First Sequence), and the sequel, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), so repulsive it was briefly one of only three films banned in the UK at the time (it was eventually cut for release), Tom Six is making a third Human Centipede, The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence). Let's just hope it's the final one. And who has just been cast? Eric Roberts! That name might not mean very much to very many, but he's the star of The Dark Knight and an (undeserved) Oscar nominee for Runaway Train! Not that that gives this film any credibility. Apparently it'll be set in a prison and will feature a 500+ person centipede, joy of joys, and will make Part II look like 'Disney.' Hooray! Also set to join the centipede are fellow one-time Oscar nominees Lauren Bacall, Robert Redford, James Earl Jones, Emmanuelle Riva, Hal Holbrook, Ian Holm, and Harvey Keitel, or not.