George Clooney has won two Oscars because he's George Clooney and people don't bat an eye at giving icons like George Clooney Oscars whether they deserve them or not. He's won four Golden Globes also because he's George Clooney, and also because they're the Golden Globes. He'll take another one (at least) home in January when he is the recipient of the Cecil B. DeMille award. That's fine, because he's George Clooney and they're the Golden Globes. Jodie Foster used the podium to confirm her sexual orientation in a wonderful speech two years back, and Diane Keaton sang a song to commemorate Woody Allen molesting his children last year. I wonder what Georgey will do this year?