TEASER FOR CHAPTER TWO OF NYMPHOMANIAC

As we now know, this counts as publicity. I don't think eight teasers and a smattering of pics will suffice as publicity for such an ambitious project as Nymphomaniac, but then again I don't care cos I've pretty much already set up camp on the pavement outside my local arthouse for this shit. There was a teaser for the first chapter, remember? It seems that Lars von Trier was less concerned with finding people who can do English accents convincingly than finding people who'll get their knobs out for a small fee and the promise of 'creating art.'

After the cut, a snapshot of what's to come. Not literally, as that won't be necessary, TY Shia!