No, I'm being serious. And I don't think it's because Marcus Nispel's 2009 remake is shit. It was a Warner Bros. film. The new one, due for release on the 13th of March 2015 (obvs that's a Friday fs), is Paramount. It'll be a complete reboot of the franchise, not a sequel to the recent reboot. And it'll be a found footage horror film. Yeh, another one of those. In the name of goodness I wish Jason Voorhees were a real thing and were here right now and he could just lop my head right off because this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard and now I can say with utter certainty that there is no hope for the human race.
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