Not an accomplishment-based accolade, but an anatomy-based one. So it's not so much well done James Deen as it is thank-you James Deen. I hope you don't find this an unfair choice, what with Deen's prior (and ongoing) career as a porn star, but it's never a pre-requisite that a male porn star be well-endowed, contrary to popular opinion (I've done the research, like). So Deen is a deserved winner of the title of 2013's Biggest Dick! In the movies. Mainstream movies. Pretty tenuous there. Close runners-up include other pretty peckers such as Sid Lucero's, showcased in Norte, the End of History and Klaus Tange's in The Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears. Prosthetics were ruled out, alas, so tough shit Jonah Hill in The Wolf of Wall Street and Vukasin Jasnic in Clip.
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