STEPHEN DALDRY'S TRASH ADDS ROONEY MARA AND MARTIN SHEEN

In his latest unprovoked attack on a gullible Oscar-voter audience, Stephen Daldry is set to direct Richard Curtis' adaptation of Andy Mulligan's novel Trash, with production scheduled to kick off next month. Rooney Mara and Martin Sheen have been announced as part of the cast, which once again proves that it doesn't matter how many shit films you've made, if you're Stephen Daldry, you can get fucking anyone to star in your films. Release is currently set at May 2014.