TURKEY TUESDAY - LOVE ACTUALLY

I probably needn't even iterate how bad Love Actually is. Not that it's a universally despised film! Just that it's the sort of film which you've surely already seen if you like it, and which you've surely already avoided if you knew you wouldn't like it. I knew I wouldn't like it and I didn't. It's all the worst things about Richard Curtis (which is most of the things about Richard Curtis), just with a cast of actors who mostly ought to be off making better films elsewhere. Starring Oskar Schindler, Bilbo Baggins, Anna Karenina, Nanny McPhee, Davy Jones, King George VI, Severus Snape, Solomon Northup, King Xerxes, Mr. Bean and Maxine from Eastenders.